Funny Love Quotes

A man in love is incomplete until he is married....	4.94/10 (154 ratings)
A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's...	3.79/10 (39 ratings)
A man in love mistakes a pimple for a dimple....	5.46/10 (57 ratings)
Absence does not make the heart grow fonder,...	4.73/10 (22 ratings)
Always love your enemies--nothing annoys them so...	6.2/10 (50 ratings)
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can...	7.67/10 (21 ratings)
An old man loved is winter with flowers....	4/10 (11 ratings)
Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in...	8.78/10 (18 ratings)
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real...	7.98/10 (51 ratings)
At any rate, let us love for a while, for a year...	5.22/10 (9 ratings)
Better to have loved a short man than never to...	6.14/10 (44 ratings)
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and...	6.98/10 (43 ratings)
Definition of Love: A score of zero in tennis....	4.64/10 (36 ratings)
Earth's the right place for love. I don't know...	5.07/10 (29 ratings)
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage....	6/10 (23 ratings)